Saturday, May 11, 2013

The Women Who Almost Ruined the Wedding



Movie Review: Bachelorette

Booze. Becky. Bitter frenemies. 
    That’s what comes to mind when I think about Bachelorette, a twisted dark "comedy" about the reuniting of four friends when they're asked to be a part of Becky's (played by the unforgettable Rebel Wilson) wedding. Though it’s a story we’ve all heard before, this film makes an (albeit failed) attempt to call out women for shaming other women- a very hot topic at the moment.
     Lizzy Caplan is captivatingly beautiful and badass; Isla Fisher is heartbreaking, and Kirsten Dunst is the woman you’ll love to hate- but if they could have a do-over, I’d recommend more Rebel.

Rating: 6.5/10
"Bachelorette"
Written and Directed by: Leslye Headland
2012


Saturday, May 4, 2013

Michelle Williams: To dance or not to dance? That is the question.


Movie: Take This Waltz


Imagine that your future soul mate is your current neighbor. It's fate, right? That is, unless you're already married to someone whom -up until now- has already filled said position. 
     In Polley’s sunny East coast drama, the beachy atmosphere plays opposite Michelle William’s devastatingly and beautifully tragic Margo. She’s living the nightmare that runs through the mind of anyone who’s ever considered their alternatives, and confronts herself by asking the life-altering question “Could I be happier?”. 
     Kudos must be given to Seth Rogen, who tiptoes between crushing and stealing your heart with every line, and Sarah Silverman as the flawed sister-in-law.



Rating: 9/10

"Take This Waltz"
Directed and written by: Sarah Polley
2011

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Channing Tatum is the Hottest Fake Cop Ever

Movie Review: 21 Jump Street

There's nothing I love more than buddy comedies- except maybe Channing Tatum in uniform…oh wait- this film has both?!
    This film will not challenge your views on gun control (other than noticing that Jonah Hill’s character is too afraid to actually use his gun), but it will make you laugh out loud-literally. Dave Franco proves that good looks and talent swim freely in the Franco gene pool, and Tatum shows off his comedic side (it’s just as attractive as the other sides-trust me). The number of stars in this film is astounding, and the surprise twist will leave you smiling.

Rating: 8/10
"21 Jump Street"
Directed by: Phil Lord and Chris Miller
Screenplay by Michael Bacall
Story by Michael Bacall and Jonah Hill
Based on the TV Series by Patrick Hasburgh and Stephen J. Cannell

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Rebel Wilson is Taking Over America

Movie Review: "Pitch Perfect"

A love story being played by two Broadway stars that encompasses what it's like to be a lonely freshmen who just loves to sing a Capella versions of top 40 songs? COUNT ME IN.
         Aside from Anna Kendrick finally getting the recognition she deserves, it's obvious who audiences love most in this slew of awkward misfit singers- Fat Amy. With her brilliant one-liners made almost endearingly offbeat by her Australian accent, Rebel Wilson gives us what we've been wanting since we saw her in  Bridesmaids. The musical mash-ups are deliciously addictive, made all the more drug-like every time Skylar Astin fills the shot. Though the writers sometimes reach too earnestly for the laughs, we eventually give in and giggle. But don't worry Anna Kendrick- we won't be forgetting about you anytime soon.

Rating: 7.5/10

"Pitch Perfect"
Directed by Jason Moore
Written by Kay Cannon and Mickey Rapkin
2012

Friday, January 18, 2013

Cooper and Lawrence Branch Out, Leaving Their Porfolios in the Dust

I'm back! To say the holidays were lovely is an understatement. I stuffed my face with food, family, and friends, but now it's time to get back to writing. With the recent announcement of the Oscar nods, I've got a lot to watch! Starting with....

Movie Review "Silver Linings Playbook"

Russell’s film has very little to do with sports. Though De Niro plays a superstitious father/Philadelphia Eagles fan, the focus of this movie surrounds his desperately (not to mention unrealistically) optimistic son, Pat, played by the equally talented and handsome Bradley Cooper. Every interaction that ensues between Pat and Tiffany, portrayed by the adorably spunky Jennifer Lawrence, is honest and heartfelt, with the perfect does of comic relief. What’s most impressive is Russell’s ability to show authentic family violence in such a way that doesn't make the entire film wholly violent or scarring. In short, its “real talk”.

Rating: 9/10

Silver Lining Playbook
Written by: David O. Russell, based on the novel by Matthew Quick
2012

Sunday, December 16, 2012

"Wait...is it Josh Radnor or Ted Mosby?"

Movie Review: "Liberal Arts"

A movie starring one of my favorite sitcom actors and Zac Efron as a beanie-wearing stoner sidekick?! Count me in. This film is Radnor’s baby- and while I wasn’t bothered by his performance, during the whole movie I kept wondering when he was going to stop acting like Ted and start acting like the lead role “Jessie”. Sadly, it never happened. It wasn’t atrocious-by any means- it just wasn’t anything radically new for Radnor. Luckily, I think we might have finally found the most talented member of the Olsen family, and I can’t wait to see Elizabeth does next.

Rating: 7/10
"Liberal Arts"
Directed and written by Josh Radnor
2012

Sunday, December 9, 2012

“Funny funny, raunchy raunchy, Marky-mark and Mila…

Movie Review: "Ted"

…Them other teddy bears can’t talk so I don’t even botha” (It helps if you sing that as Kreayshawn’s “Gucci Gucci”). Don’t let my sub-par parody of a rap song deter you- the humor is this film is much more conducive to actually making people laugh. It might seem too soon to say this, but I can‘t hold it in any longer: I love Ted. I love him so much, I want my own Ted. Other than that, Mark Wahlberg is hilarious, lovable, and hot, and Mila Kunis gets more attractive by the minute-someone make her stop.

Rating: 9.5/10

"Ted"
Directed by Seth MacFarlane
Written by Seth MacFarlane, Alec Sulkin, and Wellesley Wild
2012